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Desperate Expat
8 juin 2009

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Actor needed for emotional role – One day high pay


Date: 2009-04-17, 12:52PM EDT

My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.

Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.

Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.

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M
MDR! pauvres gamines qui vont esperer le retour de leur chien pendant des mois.<br /> Concernant les moteurs de recherches, j'ai decouvert recemment http://www.ethicle.com/fr/ qui se propose de planter des arbres pour 100 recherches effectuees.
L
moi je ne suis pas série télé du tout , mais je comprends ceux a qui cela peut plaire !!! La preuve.....
K
incroyable !!!
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mdr !<br /> et je note veosearch. Merci !
S
where is my harrap's ;-) ;-)
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